I COULD SLAY 10,000 WARRIORS FOR THE ROMAN EMPIRE IN THOSE SHOES
FOR THE GLORY OF ATHENA.
you have not experienced true panic until you come face to face with an overflowing toilet
at a friend’s house
During a fancy party.
And that’s the only bathroom.
And there’s a line.
what depths of hell did you guys spawn from
Medusa and her blind boyfriend go out on their first date and he panics because he cant tell her she looks pretty so he says something really stupid like “I REALLY like snakes”
This is so fucking cute
this should be a young adult romance novel right now
WHY WON’T IT END?!?!
GUYS RAGNAROK STARTS WITH 3 YEARS OF WINTER
Lilo and Stitch presenting an accurate representation of Hawaiians perspective on luaus held by tourists.
#what’s sad about this is that this is actually what Hawaiians had to do when the western culture took over #a luau was a sacred practice #until the westerners took the concept and had the audacity to change it into a time to stuff your face with food and put on grass skirts and coconut bras and dance the hula #and when they had these events, they didn’t even let actual Hawaiian people in #so to make money to take care of themselves, the Hawaiians were hired to work in these disgraceful events to clean up after the tourists like slaves only to make less than a buck #so good job disney for doing your fucking research and educating these people #sadly, this still goes on even until today and it makes me sick
these are my kittens, yes they meow weird, but they are mine. i found them all on my own. they are my ohana. back the fuck off camera.
are you fucking kidding me
SHE LIKE FLASHES HER CLAWS IN THE FIRST GIF LIKE BITCH STEP BACK
this is why i have trust issues
i’m so angry
Anonymous asked: I'm starting to think you enjoy being depressed.
like are you actually serious do you have any idea what you are saying does your brain not have some filter that pushes away stupid thoughts like this one is your entire day filled with random outbursts of being an absolute fucking moron what the fuck is this supposed to mean how exactly can one enjoy being depressed those are two words that mean the exact opposite thing
please swallow an entire goose
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