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Hello Lovelies! Welcome to my blog! Here are some things I like:
Harry Potter, Dr. Who, Sherlock, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, LoTR, OUAT, Fairy Tail, Breaker, Divergent Legend of Zelda, Kingdom Hearts, Chronicles of Narnia, The Mortal Instruments, The Infernal Devices, Bleach, Fruits Basket, and many other things besides.

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joanne-the-fallen-angel-of-pizza:

shadows-of-a-fallen-angel:

corporalcrazy:

okay but imagine having a house right on the timezone boundary

"bedtime is 11!"
"KITCHEN 11 OR LIVING ROOM 11??"

"mom we’re gonna be late!"
"nah, it’s at bathroom 5 not bedroom 5"

"man I only got like 2 hours of sleep!"
"well I got 3, I rolled over the boundary in my sleep"

The best (and worst) part would be trying to figure out what time to watch tv

you broke my brain 

Source: corporalcrazy

nowheretaylor:

this show is a gift

Source: milkaholics

venomxblast:

inceptionisntimpossible:

more-than-one:

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Any curse, chain mail, whatever reblog or you’ll ____ post.

Has now been broken.
Enjoy your day/night as a free/safe human being~

bless your soul

you beautiful perfect being

Source: more-than-one

time-doesnt-wait-for-me:

pellaeonthewingedlion:

shewhohangsoutincemeteries:

PotterFacts 7/404 | The Chamber of Secrets
"Gilderoy Lockhart is the only Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher to have no connection at all to Voldemort."

That’s because even Voldemort has a certain demand for skill and competence

that was the sickest burn i have ever seen

time-doesnt-wait-for-me:

pellaeonthewingedlion:

shewhohangsoutincemeteries:

PotterFacts 7/404 | The Chamber of Secrets

"Gilderoy Lockhart is the only Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher to have no connection at all to Voldemort."

That’s because even Voldemort has a certain demand for skill and competence

that was the sickest burn i have ever seen

Source: shewhohangsoutincemeteries

Male Legislators who think Birth Control pills only serve as contraceptives and are unnecessary:

thegirlwiththeleadarrow:

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Source: thegirlwiththeleadarrow

wizard-in-the-tardis:

pizzaforpresident:

literallysame:

someone finally made a video on how to actually beat flappy bird, no jokes this time 

here u go enjoy

i can’t get this to work on my iphone :\

omg it worked

Source: literallysame

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broliloquy:

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

therainbowgorilla:

visambros:

tiredestprincess:

zamotdredhart:

tiredestprincess:

i just remembered people with penises can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH

Well people with vaginas have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want

that’s….really sweet… omfg

This post is also inclusive of transgender people this is the most positive post be seen all week

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This entire post made me smile.

Source: tiredestprincess

unofficialdragon:

likeakidinabookstore:

annaolphant:

id hit up barnes and noble during the purge

signs you’re a book addict #1: when you’re willing to risk being brutally murdered for free books

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Source: annaolphant